reader poll: my monster name/icon

i think i need this for gaming and stuff


which one is a better fit???


the green lady?

Get Your Monster Name

or the thing from lilo and stitch?

Get Your Monster Name

Pentricks
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Back off Russia! Minipony has Spies too!

Watch out KGB

Busy busy busy

I have been in Vegas all day for a really important meeting. I am heading to the Hamptons shortly for some much needed R&R. I am at the Bellagio right now, but the fountain doesn't seem to be on. I shot a quick vacation photo from my convenient Keyhole satellite, I am circled in red. Can you see me waving?


Anyway. I am staying at the fine Texas Station. It is an all-smoking establishement with a keen lounge act and some killer Keno.

Cheers:
-guest blogger-

gaming!!!

who makes this one?



can i still get a game cube?

inspirational!!!

22 pearls of Wisdom

Do not walk behind me. Do not walk ahead of me. Do not walk beside me. Just leave me alone.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Duct tape is like "The Force." It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

no blood for printer ink!!!!

News Flash!!!

You can click on this link to get to a Chuck-Norris fact generator, which will spin a yarn about possibly the greatest action hero to ever walk the Earth, I kid you not!

Chuck Norris Fact Generator

-guest blogger-

One of these things is not like the other.

One of these requires Pepto Bismol, the other one is Salmonella... Am I wrong, seriously...
-guest blogger-

reader poll: what kind of gaming system should i get????

wii (pronounced "whee")

playstation 4

does anyone know which one has those simon says dancing games?

blogger boot camp

was tough but faire
check the video from my retreat
mostly team building stuff

quiz time!!!

BUT HOW???

Whew.... It was hard to carry all of that Buffalo

I just had to tell you all about this great video game I played today, I was able to drive a wagon train all the way from St. Louis to the Pacific Coast. Check it out. Top notch graphics!!! Indeed
-guest blogger m-

do scarecrows work on balconies?

Picket Fences

Sometimes I despise neighbors... I have a balcony, they have pets. You do the math.

-guest blogger

venn diagrams could revolutionalize blogging

seriously, we may not need any other words or pictures anymore.

I Need a Haircut. Seriously...

Does anyone remember the Play-Doh barbershop? My only memory is using a toothpick to poke out all of the hair holes after they became clogged with dried dough. Hmmm...

Venn Diagrams... What are they? Bottom Line it for me

Venn diagrams are useful for visualizing population relationships via the overlap of concentric circles. One example would be the coincidence of people who describe themselves as Dave Matthews Fans and those who are total losers. Another good exemplar plucked from my own experiences is illustrated below:

can you get a tattoo airbrushed???

autumn magic -leaf pile style

thanks graydon!!!

my all time fave time of year!!!

Talk to your Doctor... Seriously...

Is it just me or am I am the only person that thinks IKEA products sound just like prescription drug names.


"-Leksvik is indicated for the treatment of mild to severe cracked heel. Talk to
your doctor before taking Leksvik as a rare but serious side-effect called coma can occurr. Women who are thinking about staying women or even considering it should not come into proximity to Leksvik. Common side effects include headache, sudden thirst, bleeding gums, mild rash, anal seepage, and hair loss. Some sexual side effects were also seen-"

-guest blogger-

Ripped From The Headlines!!!

Since plagirizing The Onion is a popular pasttime of commentors, I am adding headlines that probably should have been in The Onion this week:

"Alaska Inuits Prepare Thanksgiving Meal of Whaledolphimoossealkin."

I imagine it would look something like this:

All the team building and trust exercises I did last week are starting to really pay off!

This is the one where you draw blood and then, well you know the rest




Sure I almost died when that rock hit me on the head but it was worth it!


Boy this was exhausting!


My initial plan

I just downgraded to Win 3.1 and I LOVE IT!

So simple

I've already moved on.. Meet my new Cuddle Chimp!

Thank you Hasbro!!!

Newsflash! Another Black Friday Tragedy

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Butterscotch, the $299.99 life-sized miniature toy pony Hasbro Inc. is introducing for the holidays, is already being marked down before it hits store shelves.

Early Bird Haul

New holiday decorations- My neighbors are going to LOVE my theme.

Christmas sweaters for my brothers

BLACK FRIDAY!!!

Can't blog for long, I'm saving HUGE $$$ at the mall.
I'm just posting a quickie from the Best Buy computer section and then back to some for reals power shopping.

P.S. the camping out part was a blast. Just like a lock-in or something.

wine tasting ahoy!!!