You can click on this link to get to a Chuck-Norris fact generator, which will spin a yarn about possibly the greatest action hero to ever walk the Earth, I kid you not!
actual quote: "There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris. If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood."
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the reality of chuck norris is more shocking.
worldnetdaily! jeebus! evolutionary criticism!
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Chuck_norris
actual quote:
"There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris. If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood."
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