Mumphis Mumphis

When I was in grade school and they gave us "library time" I would always get a book of quotes or the Guiness Book of World Records. I wasn't much of a student. I used to fantasize about having something I said in the book of quotes or breaking some record. One day, in forth grade, I let my friend Dwayne know about my fantasy and he told me that I could break the record for "most retarded." Then he said that it would be easy to come up with something for the quote book. I disagreed and told him that he was way more retarded than me. Then he took out a pen and wrote the following phrase on a piece of notebook paper, "When I think about what is really important in life I usually try to think about something else."

Dwayne was a complete and total bastard.

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Marlo Finner
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