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Dé Céadaoin, Samhain 01, 2006

Open letter to San Jose, part deux

Dear San Jose,
Why do you insist that every major throughfare be entitled "expressway".
See proper definition below as the very name implies FEW INTERSECTIONS. We will discuss further at the next town hall. (Coffee and doughnuts at my house this time!)

p.s. Love the song BTW
p.p.s. Excellent strategy including BOTH pretzel stands in the Great Mall.
Auntie Anne's and Wetzels Pretzels

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.0.1) - Cite This Source
ex‧press‧way  /ɪkˈsprɛsˌweɪ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ik-spres-wey] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
a highway especially planned for high-speed traffic, usually having few if any intersections, limited points of access or exit, and a divider between lanes for traffic moving in opposite directions.

3 Comments:

At 9:25 i.n., Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm upset with Lincoln, Nebraska. Where is the online forum for that?

 
At 6:32 r.n., Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.epinions.com/trvl-Dest-United_States-Nebraska/display_~reviews

make sure and read this scathing review of the King Korn Karnival in which the author has assumed the identity of an embittered 17 year old California transplant. quite stunning satire.
http://www.epinions.com/trvl-review-4717-2782946-39AC02B0-prod1

also the review titled "three monuments no waiting" was excelent.

 
At 8:03 r.n., Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought you avoided the Penisula at all costs

 

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